ok as we speak i am refreshing the school website like a mad man on ebay.
yes, it is only 7 in the morning. and on the school site of all sites in this gigantic universe of webness? some may prefer to call me crazy? not in this case, my lovlies. it says on here they will update it telling us whether or not schools shut today cos of the snow, by 7.30. what a lie. on thursday i got 2 metres from the bus stop to be told by a goofy year 8 and his sister that school was cancelled.
i risked life and limb venturing out into the unknown abyss of my home town. i could have clipped on the ice and snapped my neck for NOTHING.
though to be fair, i did actually slip up trudging back home. (curse you walter for not shutting the school by the time id gone out the door!!!!!!! walter is my imbecile of a 'headmaster' btw.)
anyways, i came round the corner of my road and completely stacked it like i was a failure on 'dancing on ice' or whatever, and to make matters worse someone was watching. AN OLD GRANNY.
what is this, some kind of sick joke??! why did i fall and not the old aged pensioner. that is what i ask you, sweet baby Jesus.
later it became apparent that i had gained superficial bruising to the skin of my right knee; however, i had lost my dignity.
'twas psychologically AND physically damaging. bad times i say.
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