hallo :)

jaaaa. school was a laugh today. apart from the serious cringeyness of our Cit. & PSE lesson (citizenship & physical and social education - but its written as cit & pse on our timetables so we just call it 'shit and piss' because we're like well mature ;])

miss freeman came into the room at the start of the lesson and suddenly exclaimed 'we're going to do sex today!!!'

seriously, the whole room burst out laughing so hard with the boys howling in the background. JESUS, MISS, YOU LOOK LIKE A HUMAN TRAMPOLINE. (miss, not jesus!!). noone is going to have sex with YOU.

but then she recovered from her horrific and most deadly mistake and made it clear that in this lesson we were not going to be having sex, but having sex ed. (education is what she meant to say) which tbh just made us laugh even harder - 'sex with ed' hahahahaha, mistakage bigtimings!!!!

then she just spent the rest of the lesson practising to be a beetroot and got us to talk about sluts, slags, skets - you name it - for the whole lesson. then she put on these videos where a boy was being interviewed - he lost his virginity at 12 and then shagged a 46 year old at 15. what a sick sick and twisted world we are living in!!!!!!! me, emma and lilly looked at each other straight away and shook our heads in disappointment. eeewww. desparados or what! manwhore.

after that we had badminton where apparently, according to rosie i went round running and jumping like a chicken on ecstacy pretending to be an leprechaun doing an irish jig after the shuttlecock. rightey-oh then! nevertheless i well won 2 matches out of 3, get me, maddison moore future champ at badz ;) what a good chuckle that turned out to be. and i thought it was a game that only 60 year olds in retirement homes played!