Tuesday, 16 February 2010
Wednesday, 13 January 2010
ohdear madz.
mr mcfitty! ;) okay that is probably more naff than the last one. but im not very good at these sorts of things. but yeah anyway..... the story with him is that i used to fancy him for aaaaaaages starting like a year ago. and whenever i see him i still get that kinda 'feeling' you know? even though i dont speak to him much nowadays. but still. so yeah i dont really know whats going on!!!! but he is out of reach so i might as well move on.
dindins now chappiessss XXXX
dindins now chappiessss XXXX
lets make this clear!
right okay, ive just realised i havent actually explained who loverboy is. *swooooon* ;D what a NAFF name that is. i cant believe that came out of my mouth and i let it stick..lets make a new codename!
Tuesday, 12 January 2010
hallo :)
jaaaa. school was a laugh today. apart from the serious cringeyness of our Cit. & PSE lesson (citizenship & physical and social education - but its written as cit & pse on our timetables so we just call it 'shit and piss' because we're like well mature ;])
miss freeman came into the room at the start of the lesson and suddenly exclaimed 'we're going to do sex today!!!'
seriously, the whole room burst out laughing so hard with the boys howling in the background. JESUS, MISS, YOU LOOK LIKE A HUMAN TRAMPOLINE. (miss, not jesus!!). noone is going to have sex with YOU.
but then she recovered from her horrific and most deadly mistake and made it clear that in this lesson we were not going to be having sex, but having sex ed. (education is what she meant to say) which tbh just made us laugh even harder - 'sex with ed' hahahahaha, mistakage bigtimings!!!!
then she just spent the rest of the lesson practising to be a beetroot and got us to talk about sluts, slags, skets - you name it - for the whole lesson. then she put on these videos where a boy was being interviewed - he lost his virginity at 12 and then shagged a 46 year old at 15. what a sick sick and twisted world we are living in!!!!!!! me, emma and lilly looked at each other straight away and shook our heads in disappointment. eeewww. desparados or what! manwhore.
after that we had badminton where apparently, according to rosie i went round running and jumping like a chicken on ecstacy pretending to be an leprechaun doing an irish jig after the shuttlecock. rightey-oh then! nevertheless i well won 2 matches out of 3, get me, maddison moore future champ at badz ;) what a good chuckle that turned out to be. and i thought it was a game that only 60 year olds in retirement homes played!
miss freeman came into the room at the start of the lesson and suddenly exclaimed 'we're going to do sex today!!!'
seriously, the whole room burst out laughing so hard with the boys howling in the background. JESUS, MISS, YOU LOOK LIKE A HUMAN TRAMPOLINE. (miss, not jesus!!). noone is going to have sex with YOU.
but then she recovered from her horrific and most deadly mistake and made it clear that in this lesson we were not going to be having sex, but having sex ed. (education is what she meant to say) which tbh just made us laugh even harder - 'sex with ed' hahahahaha, mistakage bigtimings!!!!
then she just spent the rest of the lesson practising to be a beetroot and got us to talk about sluts, slags, skets - you name it - for the whole lesson. then she put on these videos where a boy was being interviewed - he lost his virginity at 12 and then shagged a 46 year old at 15. what a sick sick and twisted world we are living in!!!!!!! me, emma and lilly looked at each other straight away and shook our heads in disappointment. eeewww. desparados or what! manwhore.
after that we had badminton where apparently, according to rosie i went round running and jumping like a chicken on ecstacy pretending to be an leprechaun doing an irish jig after the shuttlecock. rightey-oh then! nevertheless i well won 2 matches out of 3, get me, maddison moore future champ at badz ;) what a good chuckle that turned out to be. and i thought it was a game that only 60 year olds in retirement homes played!
Monday, 11 January 2010
shakey billz
billywilly shakespeare, PLEASE go away, NO ONE LIKES YOU!
this stupideeee coursework de anglais is doing mon tête in!!!!
this stupideeee coursework de anglais is doing mon tête in!!!!
kill me now.
right, dad just sent me out to put the bins out - ewwww.
to make matters worse, in the middle of this gruesome chore two fit boys from up the road decided to walk past me at the exact moment i was outside. WHY LORD, WHYYYYY!!!
they were staring right at me as well like that demon headmaster on that show on cbbc from ages ago.
greattttt. my social life is now no more, i might as well go into hiding. it looks like a mountain range has just decided to plant itself on my face as well, if you know what i mean. spot season. YAY -_-
i am DEFINITELY going into hiding now.
to make matters worse, in the middle of this gruesome chore two fit boys from up the road decided to walk past me at the exact moment i was outside. WHY LORD, WHYYYYY!!!
they were staring right at me as well like that demon headmaster on that show on cbbc from ages ago.
greattttt. my social life is now no more, i might as well go into hiding. it looks like a mountain range has just decided to plant itself on my face as well, if you know what i mean. spot season. YAY -_-
i am DEFINITELY going into hiding now.
snowmen
heya guys :)
just got in from the mish home from the valley of doom. average really. school's school you know!
extremely frustrating that i had to go into school though. ridiculouso or what. though me and my chums did have a good ol' giggle at the worlds most retarded chemistry teacher ever - he looks like the outcome of a chemistry experiment gone wrong if im honest! to make matters worse, his mother decided to marry someone with the surname 'brocklehurst', so naturally all the boys (and sometimes girls) taunt him about whether he's had his five-a-day and eaten all his broccoli. SO immature.
well apart from the time i did it. it wasnt immature then alright.
anyway.. he went around gritting the school with this little gritter machine that looked hilarious, it was called claudious and everything and it wasnt even working but he didnt realise (it had that name printed across the machine, i personally thought it was quite funny). i was just sitting there laughing out of the window praying that he would slip up and break a bone, or two. it would mean, a). no more (for a while anyway) chemistry lessons that make you want to turn suicidal, b). the most annoying broccoli known to man would be crippled, and c). best of all: hooray, snow day! ;) i have these things all planned out.
when i was walking from the bus stop i came across this snowman in someone's front garden, dressed in a summer shirt with a ring of those flowers you wear in hawaii. it had sunglasses and everything! it put a quite frankly disturbing (to say the least) picture in my head of a maths teacher at my school who seems to wear this kind of attire during all four seasons. just SLIGHTLY creepy!
im bare hungz man.
maddison
XXXX
just got in from the mish home from the valley of doom. average really. school's school you know!
extremely frustrating that i had to go into school though. ridiculouso or what. though me and my chums did have a good ol' giggle at the worlds most retarded chemistry teacher ever - he looks like the outcome of a chemistry experiment gone wrong if im honest! to make matters worse, his mother decided to marry someone with the surname 'brocklehurst', so naturally all the boys (and sometimes girls) taunt him about whether he's had his five-a-day and eaten all his broccoli. SO immature.
well apart from the time i did it. it wasnt immature then alright.
anyway.. he went around gritting the school with this little gritter machine that looked hilarious, it was called claudious and everything and it wasnt even working but he didnt realise (it had that name printed across the machine, i personally thought it was quite funny). i was just sitting there laughing out of the window praying that he would slip up and break a bone, or two. it would mean, a). no more (for a while anyway) chemistry lessons that make you want to turn suicidal, b). the most annoying broccoli known to man would be crippled, and c). best of all: hooray, snow day! ;) i have these things all planned out.
when i was walking from the bus stop i came across this snowman in someone's front garden, dressed in a summer shirt with a ring of those flowers you wear in hawaii. it had sunglasses and everything! it put a quite frankly disturbing (to say the least) picture in my head of a maths teacher at my school who seems to wear this kind of attire during all four seasons. just SLIGHTLY creepy!
im bare hungz man.
maddison
XXXX
WHAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!
okay, sorry if i go slightly insane,
BUT SCHOOL IS OPEN TO YEARS 10, 11, 12 & 13 ONLY. only slighty taking the mickeybubbles dont you think!
i fall into that catergory - year 11!
catch you later chums, i guess,
maddie xoxo
BUT SCHOOL IS OPEN TO YEARS 10, 11, 12 & 13 ONLY. only slighty taking the mickeybubbles dont you think!
i fall into that catergory - year 11!
catch you later chums, i guess,
maddie xoxo
snoresnore
you know, i only got 4 hours sleep last night. thats probably why i look like a man this morning.
i am a mad man on ebay
ok as we speak i am refreshing the school website like a mad man on ebay.
yes, it is only 7 in the morning. and on the school site of all sites in this gigantic universe of webness? some may prefer to call me crazy? not in this case, my lovlies. it says on here they will update it telling us whether or not schools shut today cos of the snow, by 7.30. what a lie. on thursday i got 2 metres from the bus stop to be told by a goofy year 8 and his sister that school was cancelled.
i risked life and limb venturing out into the unknown abyss of my home town. i could have clipped on the ice and snapped my neck for NOTHING.
though to be fair, i did actually slip up trudging back home. (curse you walter for not shutting the school by the time id gone out the door!!!!!!! walter is my imbecile of a 'headmaster' btw.)
anyways, i came round the corner of my road and completely stacked it like i was a failure on 'dancing on ice' or whatever, and to make matters worse someone was watching. AN OLD GRANNY.
what is this, some kind of sick joke??! why did i fall and not the old aged pensioner. that is what i ask you, sweet baby Jesus.
later it became apparent that i had gained superficial bruising to the skin of my right knee; however, i had lost my dignity.
'twas psychologically AND physically damaging. bad times i say.
yes, it is only 7 in the morning. and on the school site of all sites in this gigantic universe of webness? some may prefer to call me crazy? not in this case, my lovlies. it says on here they will update it telling us whether or not schools shut today cos of the snow, by 7.30. what a lie. on thursday i got 2 metres from the bus stop to be told by a goofy year 8 and his sister that school was cancelled.
i risked life and limb venturing out into the unknown abyss of my home town. i could have clipped on the ice and snapped my neck for NOTHING.
though to be fair, i did actually slip up trudging back home. (curse you walter for not shutting the school by the time id gone out the door!!!!!!! walter is my imbecile of a 'headmaster' btw.)
anyways, i came round the corner of my road and completely stacked it like i was a failure on 'dancing on ice' or whatever, and to make matters worse someone was watching. AN OLD GRANNY.
what is this, some kind of sick joke??! why did i fall and not the old aged pensioner. that is what i ask you, sweet baby Jesus.
later it became apparent that i had gained superficial bruising to the skin of my right knee; however, i had lost my dignity.
'twas psychologically AND physically damaging. bad times i say.
grevious bodily harm
owwwwwwwww!!! i have just burnt myself yet again, proceeding to straighten my hair.
why do girls have to go through these measures of pain e v e r y d a y just to keep boys happy?!
oh yeah. i forgot. the 'i just got electrocuted and im a male lion with a mane'-look isnt very 'in' atm. unfortunately. otherwise life would be that much easier.
ps. why do i have a natural middle parting? i have come to the conclusion it makes me look like a man.
pps. why was a born like a man!!!! :'(
why do girls have to go through these measures of pain e v e r y d a y just to keep boys happy?!
oh yeah. i forgot. the 'i just got electrocuted and im a male lion with a mane'-look isnt very 'in' atm. unfortunately. otherwise life would be that much easier.
ps. why do i have a natural middle parting? i have come to the conclusion it makes me look like a man.
pps. why was a born like a man!!!! :'(
i would like to go back to bed, please.
up and reporting for duty, sir!
zzzzzzzz........
okay, i was almost there.
a bit groggy eyed, but im up nevertheless.
zzzzzzzz........
okay, i was almost there.
a bit groggy eyed, but im up nevertheless.
Sunday, 10 January 2010
mmm :)
milkymilky coffee with 3 teaspoons of sugar; lush.
thought i would divert from my usual which consists of coffee and hot choc - yumyummm!
institution of boredom and depression tomorrow :( (school - in normal folk talk)
xoxo
thought i would divert from my usual which consists of coffee and hot choc - yumyummm!
institution of boredom and depression tomorrow :( (school - in normal folk talk)
xoxo
LOLOLOLOLOL
hahahahahahaha i just mixed a tincey bit of water with coffee and sugar for ages, it turned into a paste that looked like diarrhoea hahahahaha ohhh it was so funny.
oh how i am easily amused :)
oh how i am easily amused :)
zzzzzz
mon père just whipped out a notepad from his pocket on the sofa looking like inspector gadget (he doesnt have a pocket attatched to the sofa, he wass sitting on the sofa, the pocket is on his trousers dimwits. and plus, since when did he carry around a notepad?!). ANYWAY. he whipped it out (oo-er) and started raving on about how much more work he has to do on our new kitchen. im not gonna lie, it went on for about fourty years. more or less anyway. i kept up my best impression of 'yes i am listening dad and yes i am finding what youre saying interesting' which seemed to work up until the point i zoned out when he started shouting at me and asked if i was 'paying attention' - of course i wasnt you idiot. what sixteen year old girl wants to know about kitchen installations, do be serious!
strange goings on in this household.
me thinks its time for a bit of ndubz.. dont diss my taste in music, i like to think of it as being diverse and multicultural, i listen to anything and everything (my tastes in music vary, mainly from the english and american regions of the world - see it is multicultural)! apart from my sister sophie's singing in the shower and her bedroom. her rendition of taylor swift's 'love story' is truely awful, its a wonder i dont hear dogs yelping in the background from severe ear pains.
over and out peeps, ciaooo
xoxo
strange goings on in this household.
me thinks its time for a bit of ndubz.. dont diss my taste in music, i like to think of it as being diverse and multicultural, i listen to anything and everything (my tastes in music vary, mainly from the english and american regions of the world - see it is multicultural)! apart from my sister sophie's singing in the shower and her bedroom. her rendition of taylor swift's 'love story' is truely awful, its a wonder i dont hear dogs yelping in the background from severe ear pains.
over and out peeps, ciaooo
xoxo
chocolate cardboard
ewwwwwwww! seriously, for some companys (i.e. "ASHLEYS" - yeah ive never heard of them in my life either) it should be made illegal for them to produce chocolate.
i bought my beloved father a 97p box of chocolate mint sticks for christmas (i know, what a loving daughter i am!) and he's just opened them and shared them with us all.
they bloody taste like cardboard im not even kidding! i have just taste tested the cardboard they came in and tbh it states exactimundo the samage as the chocs. not so tasty in my opinion.
my sister just had what was similar to an epileptic fit in reaction to the taste of these jank thin turds. my dad is proceeding to eat them all whilst moaning "ugh i hate these! im not wasting them though!" riiiight. whatever dad. the bins in the kitchen.
i bought my beloved father a 97p box of chocolate mint sticks for christmas (i know, what a loving daughter i am!) and he's just opened them and shared them with us all.
they bloody taste like cardboard im not even kidding! i have just taste tested the cardboard they came in and tbh it states exactimundo the samage as the chocs. not so tasty in my opinion.
my sister just had what was similar to an epileptic fit in reaction to the taste of these jank thin turds. my dad is proceeding to eat them all whilst moaning "ugh i hate these! im not wasting them though!" riiiight. whatever dad. the bins in the kitchen.
backkkk
back from dindins. dead shephard mmm. mash slighty on the cheesycheese side but still yumyum.
yes, i do like my double-worded words that make me sound like a child.
ughhhhh 'loverboy' (why do i even call him that, i didnt mean to give him that ridiculouso nickname in the first post. it kinda came out ok) is offline now. greaaat. im full of luck i am! as you will learn, many many thing seem to prefer not to go my way! ah well.
schoolage tomorrow if it doesnt snow (please snow i want another day off but then again it wouldnt be too bad - friends and boy stalking time) so there will probs be a loverboy sighting of some sort.
yes, i do like my double-worded words that make me sound like a child.
ughhhhh 'loverboy' (why do i even call him that, i didnt mean to give him that ridiculouso nickname in the first post. it kinda came out ok) is offline now. greaaat. im full of luck i am! as you will learn, many many thing seem to prefer not to go my way! ah well.
schoolage tomorrow if it doesnt snow (please snow i want another day off but then again it wouldnt be too bad - friends and boy stalking time) so there will probs be a loverboy sighting of some sort.
Bonjour pals!
why hello there! you've happened to come across probably THE coolest and most awesomest blog you might ever find.
basically the snow has decided to evaporate on me when i wasnt looking, which means i am now bored and have nothing to do.
so much for the 15cm of heavy snow and blizzard we were due last night.
alors i have decided to document my present and future life stories avec vous!
expect to see 'confessions of georgia nicolson'-style entries - her life is almost as weird and wonderful as mine so i have been sort of inspired (excuse the cringeyness - expect to see a lot of that too!) to start my own little diary thing up to hopefully entertain you with my stupidity.
hmm well at this very specific moment, nothing of huge interest is occuring.. OMG LOVERBOY JUST SIGNED ON (man, how well timed was that?!) - loverboy has a girlfriend so kinda out of my reach (he still would be even if he didnt have a girlf because i am that pathetico, at least he talks to me though) ...shall i speak to him first? yes i shall.
'the holiday' is currently on le télé - why is it that all these amazing films end happily with everyone finding 'THE ONE'? not fair. no it is not.
as i have nothing better to do right now, i would rant more on about nothing but dinner's ready now so i shall be off.
s'later my new chums xoxo
basically the snow has decided to evaporate on me when i wasnt looking, which means i am now bored and have nothing to do.
so much for the 15cm of heavy snow and blizzard we were due last night.
alors i have decided to document my present and future life stories avec vous!
expect to see 'confessions of georgia nicolson'-style entries - her life is almost as weird and wonderful as mine so i have been sort of inspired (excuse the cringeyness - expect to see a lot of that too!) to start my own little diary thing up to hopefully entertain you with my stupidity.
hmm well at this very specific moment, nothing of huge interest is occuring.. OMG LOVERBOY JUST SIGNED ON (man, how well timed was that?!) - loverboy has a girlfriend so kinda out of my reach (he still would be even if he didnt have a girlf because i am that pathetico, at least he talks to me though) ...shall i speak to him first? yes i shall.
'the holiday' is currently on le télé - why is it that all these amazing films end happily with everyone finding 'THE ONE'? not fair. no it is not.
as i have nothing better to do right now, i would rant more on about nothing but dinner's ready now so i shall be off.
s'later my new chums xoxo
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