Tuesday, 16 February 2010
Wednesday, 13 January 2010
ohdear madz.
mr mcfitty! ;) okay that is probably more naff than the last one. but im not very good at these sorts of things. but yeah anyway..... the story with him is that i used to fancy him for aaaaaaages starting like a year ago. and whenever i see him i still get that kinda 'feeling' you know? even though i dont speak to him much nowadays. but still. so yeah i dont really know whats going on!!!! but he is out of reach so i might as well move on.
dindins now chappiessss XXXX
dindins now chappiessss XXXX
lets make this clear!
right okay, ive just realised i havent actually explained who loverboy is. *swooooon* ;D what a NAFF name that is. i cant believe that came out of my mouth and i let it stick..lets make a new codename!
Tuesday, 12 January 2010
hallo :)
jaaaa. school was a laugh today. apart from the serious cringeyness of our Cit. & PSE lesson (citizenship & physical and social education - but its written as cit & pse on our timetables so we just call it 'shit and piss' because we're like well mature ;])
miss freeman came into the room at the start of the lesson and suddenly exclaimed 'we're going to do sex today!!!'
seriously, the whole room burst out laughing so hard with the boys howling in the background. JESUS, MISS, YOU LOOK LIKE A HUMAN TRAMPOLINE. (miss, not jesus!!). noone is going to have sex with YOU.
but then she recovered from her horrific and most deadly mistake and made it clear that in this lesson we were not going to be having sex, but having sex ed. (education is what she meant to say) which tbh just made us laugh even harder - 'sex with ed' hahahahaha, mistakage bigtimings!!!!
then she just spent the rest of the lesson practising to be a beetroot and got us to talk about sluts, slags, skets - you name it - for the whole lesson. then she put on these videos where a boy was being interviewed - he lost his virginity at 12 and then shagged a 46 year old at 15. what a sick sick and twisted world we are living in!!!!!!! me, emma and lilly looked at each other straight away and shook our heads in disappointment. eeewww. desparados or what! manwhore.
after that we had badminton where apparently, according to rosie i went round running and jumping like a chicken on ecstacy pretending to be an leprechaun doing an irish jig after the shuttlecock. rightey-oh then! nevertheless i well won 2 matches out of 3, get me, maddison moore future champ at badz ;) what a good chuckle that turned out to be. and i thought it was a game that only 60 year olds in retirement homes played!
miss freeman came into the room at the start of the lesson and suddenly exclaimed 'we're going to do sex today!!!'
seriously, the whole room burst out laughing so hard with the boys howling in the background. JESUS, MISS, YOU LOOK LIKE A HUMAN TRAMPOLINE. (miss, not jesus!!). noone is going to have sex with YOU.
but then she recovered from her horrific and most deadly mistake and made it clear that in this lesson we were not going to be having sex, but having sex ed. (education is what she meant to say) which tbh just made us laugh even harder - 'sex with ed' hahahahaha, mistakage bigtimings!!!!
then she just spent the rest of the lesson practising to be a beetroot and got us to talk about sluts, slags, skets - you name it - for the whole lesson. then she put on these videos where a boy was being interviewed - he lost his virginity at 12 and then shagged a 46 year old at 15. what a sick sick and twisted world we are living in!!!!!!! me, emma and lilly looked at each other straight away and shook our heads in disappointment. eeewww. desparados or what! manwhore.
after that we had badminton where apparently, according to rosie i went round running and jumping like a chicken on ecstacy pretending to be an leprechaun doing an irish jig after the shuttlecock. rightey-oh then! nevertheless i well won 2 matches out of 3, get me, maddison moore future champ at badz ;) what a good chuckle that turned out to be. and i thought it was a game that only 60 year olds in retirement homes played!
Monday, 11 January 2010
shakey billz
billywilly shakespeare, PLEASE go away, NO ONE LIKES YOU!
this stupideeee coursework de anglais is doing mon tête in!!!!
this stupideeee coursework de anglais is doing mon tête in!!!!
kill me now.
right, dad just sent me out to put the bins out - ewwww.
to make matters worse, in the middle of this gruesome chore two fit boys from up the road decided to walk past me at the exact moment i was outside. WHY LORD, WHYYYYY!!!
they were staring right at me as well like that demon headmaster on that show on cbbc from ages ago.
greattttt. my social life is now no more, i might as well go into hiding. it looks like a mountain range has just decided to plant itself on my face as well, if you know what i mean. spot season. YAY -_-
i am DEFINITELY going into hiding now.
to make matters worse, in the middle of this gruesome chore two fit boys from up the road decided to walk past me at the exact moment i was outside. WHY LORD, WHYYYYY!!!
they were staring right at me as well like that demon headmaster on that show on cbbc from ages ago.
greattttt. my social life is now no more, i might as well go into hiding. it looks like a mountain range has just decided to plant itself on my face as well, if you know what i mean. spot season. YAY -_-
i am DEFINITELY going into hiding now.
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